Whizz Kids Camps

Whizz Kids Camps

Sports Camps were set up in Haringey to give youngsters the opportunity of taking part in organised Sports sessions, Coaching and games situations. It was also an opportunity for youngsters to take part in certain Sports they may never have attempted or had the opportunity of trying there hand at.

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London Youth Games

London Youth Games

The aim of the Youth Games is to encourage Haringey youngsters to compete in one of the largest Sports competitions for Youth. The criteria for being able to compete for the Borough is that you either live in the Borough or go to School in the Borough.

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Mini London Marathon

Mini London Marathon

This event is fun for all kids in the borough ages 11-17. The Mini London Marathon is run over the last 2.65 miles of the Marathon course from the junction of Southwark Bridge and Upper Thames Street to the Mall.

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Athletics. It'll blow your mind.

Bender? Goodbye moderation! Is Bender still missing for a week? Where is he? As I've said before, I used reverse fossilization… which is the reverse of regular, uh, eh. We found him! Ah! Then without further stalling for time, I present to the Nobel judges… the first robot ever turned into a human! My God! He needs medical attention! Pulse, 300. Liver, failing. Cholesterol, 40? Well, that's not so bad. No, I mean 40 pounds! This scientific breakthrough….

Athletics

Football

Football. See for yourself.

One-half, pull! One-half, pull! Now we're slaving! Pharaoh's counting on us! Work faster! Like thisThat's motivating me? Don't whip with your arms. The power comes from your hips. Like thisQuit giving the slave drivers pointers! Remember who your friends are! I'll tell you who I remember! Enoughsis! Pullutut! What's-His-Name! He was the greatest of all. Pharaoh Hermenthotip approaches! Hurry! Pharaoh's coming! Get that nose in place! Come on! Excellent work! I'm very proud of all you slaves! Viva Hermenthotip! And now, I have a grand announcement.


Rugby. Checkmate.

Well, that's too darn bad. There ain't no beeswax in the whole world! Oh, no! This could be the year without a Kwanzaa, like every year before 1966. The bees are acting all crazy, like they've been drinking tang and cough syrup, or, as I call it, my Friday night. It's colony collapse syndrome! The bees are swarming with parasites! They're all dying. Die young, leave a pretty corpse, You should say something else. Wait. I know where we can get beeswax. From those giant space bees who nearly killed us, and we swore we'd never go back there! Let's go back there! To communicate with the bees, we'll need to use these transbumbleators.

Rugby